that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean
when u are hanging with ur bro and u are texting ur crush but ur crush isn’t replying to u and u tell ur bro “hey dude text christina and see if she replies to you” and ur bro gets a new text message from christina in 2 minutes and starts textin rapid fire meanwhile u are sortin out some heavy feels in the background. u turn on the tv. maybe watching a little football will ease the pain….
no one is more tired of white people than steve harvey on family fued
Low fat yo
is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg
Hallucifer is basically soulless Sam with a malicious streak
EXCUSE ME BUTTERFLY I’M TRYING TO BE INTIMIDATING WAY TO GO SHITFUCK.
I could win Americas next top model tbh
there’s an animal category?
I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
Nicki Minaj is actually one of my favorite people.
I watched like 5 minutes of American Idol, and this kid was….not so good. While everyone else was laughing at him, she comforted him, told him to come to the desk and held his hand as she told him that even though singing might not be his forte, he could do so much because he’s young and full of life. And has a lot of guts going on the show. Then she gave him a hug.
Seriously I don’t understand how people hate her????